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Old 03-17-2008, 04:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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when you got up in the morning and got dressed, you chose to wear an outfit that partly reveals your boobs. you have a mirror. you knew. i didn't force you to wear it.

in fact, when you bought this item, you knew that you were going to wear it, in public, and it would be revealing your tits a little (or a lot). make no mistake, i applaud you for this. but what i'm getting at, is that we both know you were showing off your rack. don't lie, it's not very subtle. and don't pretend it's a fashion thing. it's a hooter thing.

so when you buy the top, and wear it, in the summer, in public, and you're going to stand in front of me, guess what.

I'm going to look at your boobs.

first off, you should be flattered. i looked at them because they are nice. you should be upset if you were showing off your knockers and i didn't look at them. actually, them being nice is why i looked at them repeatedly. the first peek was more of an instinct. guy-instinct. we can't help it. after that, we just want to see as much of it as we can. to us, boobs are like the Godfather parts I and II. we can watch them over and over and never get tired of them.

anyway, yea, i looked at your cans. a bunch of times, actually. now, i understand no one likes to be stared at. this is why i did in fact look around the rest of the metro to see if there was anything else interesting to look at. unfortunately there were no other hot babes, no bums, no cute babies, no one was wearing a Slayer reign in blood tour shirt. nothing. so i went back to your melons. sorry. it was a boring ride, and they were right in front of me. but i think you forget that i was nice enough to focus on your funbags, as opposed to alternating between them and trying to make eyecontact. now that would have been ungentlemen-like. i realise no one finds true love over a pair of jugs on the orange line. it's just not realistic. so i kept my head down, stood in a position as to be not overly obvious about my staring, made sure i didn't get a semi (i got real close once, but i handled it), and tried to be as polite about the situation as possible.

so anyway, i just thought you should know my point of view on what happened. i am not a pervert. i was just a man on a metro. a man who saw something that pulled his mind out of the daily routine, and i held onto it dearly (not literally, ofcourse, though that would have been pretty sick). but as you can tell from this long posting, i do feel slightly bad about my behaviour. so to make up for it, i have decided, with pain in my heart, to release you from my spank bank.

i think it is fair to say we are even now. i think i did see a hint of slight animal lust in your eyes when you gave me that annoyed look and got out of the metro. so if you are reading this, baby, i'd really like to take you on a trip... a motorboating trip.


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Old 03-17-2008, 06:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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As much as I laughed and enjoyed that... wtf Bal... lmaoooo


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Old 03-17-2008, 08:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm going to assume that the girl wanted attention but didn't wanted to be stared at so long. But then again I know nothing about women's mentality and I don't think I'll ever will.


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Old 03-17-2008, 09:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Bal, that's awesome.


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Old 03-17-2008, 09:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Bal, that was awesome. What would be even more awesome is if that girl actually was a member and posted here mad as hell. That would be priceless.

But, it is true, if you wanna where clothes like that, dont be surprised if we look.


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Old 03-18-2008, 12:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Being a female and I can only speak for me. I don't mind if a guy looks at my chest for a second, buts it's entirely another to stare at it. I mean we do have eyes, even if they are covered with sunglasses.

I'm sick of men to make excuses for their behavior, didn't your mama ever teach you manners. LOL


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Old 03-18-2008, 02:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hooray I was right! But I still don't get women.


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Old 03-18-2008, 02:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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We're not supposed to, Blue.


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Old 03-18-2008, 02:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Blazing Fire @ Mar 18 2008, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
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Being a female and I can only speak for me. I don't mind if a guy looks at my chest for a second, buts it's entirely another to stare at it. I mean we do have eyes, even if they are covered with sunglasses.

I'm sick of men to make excuses for their behavior, didn't your mama ever teach you manners. LOL[/b]
Preach it sister Fire. Then again i only want men to stare when i actually look good so yeah.


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Old 04-19-2008, 09:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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who cares at least we see some Cleavage.


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