The Less You Know, The More You Make

t-rex · 04-06-2008, 11:15 PM

The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.

Jokes - The Less You Know, The More You Make - ArcaMax Publishing

Dark Huntress · 04-07-2008, 05:53 AM

That theory also proves true in the celeb industry :P

Lonesnake · 04-07-2008, 07:26 AM

This also helps prove why I was a D student in College Physics, because that gets confusing with all them dang variables

mysticwolf11 · 04-08-2008, 06:26 AM

pfft, and they told me I needed a college education...

**Shadow Ranger Blue** · 04-08-2008, 07:51 AM

Interesting, seems pretty accurate, half the time educated people can't get jobs and end up doing crappy jobs while those who just go to work can get better jobs and earn a lot more money.

the wog boy · 04-13-2008, 05:21 AM

i say the more you know the better.

04-06-2008, 11:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
t-rex Dr. DoNaughty Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Less You Know, The More You Make The Less You Know, The More You Make "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. Jokes - The Less You Know, The More You Make - ArcaMax Publishing

04-07-2008, 05:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dark Huntress Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Less You Know, The More You Make That theory also proves true in the celeb industry :P

04-07-2008, 07:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lonesnake Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: The Less You Know, The More You Make This also helps prove why I was a D student in College Physics, because that gets confusing with all them dang variables - Thank you Elsa for the beautiful art

04-08-2008, 06:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
mysticwolf11 Sparks Flying Up Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: The Less You Know, The More You Make pfft, and they told me I needed a college education...

04-08-2008, 07:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
Shadow Ranger Blue Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: The Less You Know, The More You Make Interesting, seems pretty accurate, half the time educated people can't get jobs and end up doing crappy jobs while those who just go to work can get better jobs and earn a lot more money.

04-13-2008, 05:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
the wog boy Bud Bundy Is My Hero Join Date: Apr 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 8 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: The Less You Know, The More You Make i say the more you know the better.

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