Dream Job... - Page 2

**Blazing Tiger** · 03-23-2008, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesogog

Let's face it. It's the uniform and status. Being a firefighter or policeman is a poontang getter without the effort. lol

I swear you can turn anything can't you?

Lonesnake · 03-23-2008, 06:08 PM

It's Meso, what would you expect from our "glorious leader"?

**Elsa** · 03-23-2008, 06:10 PM

lol Hey, say what you will - I just like not being the only one with their mind firmly in the gutter around here lol

Lonesnake · 03-23-2008, 06:11 PM

My mind is in the gutter too but I try to control myself so I don't get the bannage

**Dai Shi** · 03-23-2008, 06:13 PM

yet no one has proven me wrong on that statement. ;)

Lonesnake · 03-23-2008, 06:14 PM

Yeah except for that whole part about being about any effort, you gotta go through a few fires before you get that poontang and trust me there is a lotta effort involved in fighting fires

**Dai Shi** · 03-23-2008, 06:18 PM

Hey I know guys that do it without effort. And it works. Heck even embelish a bit.

Lonesnake · 03-23-2008, 06:19 PM

There's some effort involved in running in a burning building with a hose and trying to save the structure and possibly people

**Elsa** · 03-23-2008, 06:26 PM

Y'know I'm with the boss here - I guarantee someone here can find a list of occupations guys can get that are by far the most likely to get them laid - and firemen would be in the top 3.

Face it, women like guys that have a pair - for whatever reason the idea of them being sweaty and dirty adds to it. Those who are also adrenaline junkies get bonus points from the women that go for firemen

**Dai Shi** · 03-23-2008, 06:29 PM

My friend is a fire chief. I've seen him in action. Then again the whole situation felt more like I was watching a comedy than anything else. LOL

Seriously. He was out of town at the time and I was a few buildings away from a garage that was on fire. The fire house was 2 buildings over. LOL They had to get the fire dept. from the next town over. In fact, they got there first before the local fire dept did. OMG I gave him a hard time for that one. They were about 45 minutes away at a training exercise when it happened. Classic stuff really. I've seen firefighters point the hose and do very little. Then brag about their harrowing excapades later that night at the bar. lol. No matter how pathetic the story is or unrealistic, or even untrue....it works most everytime.

"OMG...were you scared?!"
>> "Yeah. I was. But in a situation like that you don't think. You act. I was just doing my job is all." (acting all humble.)
"Poor thing. Here, let me buy you a round."
>>"It's not needed. But thanks."

.....Later that night theres a fire he's putting out alright. lol.

03-23-2008, 06:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lonesnake Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Friends: (77)	Re: Dream Job... It's Meso, what would you expect from our "glorious leader"? - Thanks goes out to Elsa

03-23-2008, 06:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Elsa Kitten with a whip Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 55 Thanked 132 Times in 132 Posts Friends: (15)	Re: Dream Job... lol Hey, say what you will - I just like not being the only one with their mind firmly in the gutter around here lol

03-23-2008, 06:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
Lonesnake Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Friends: (77)	Re: Dream Job... My mind is in the gutter too but I try to control myself so I don't get the bannage - Thanks goes out to Elsa

03-23-2008, 06:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dai Shi Lord of Thunder Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 5 Thanked 51 Times in 36 Posts Friends: (26)	Re: Dream Job... yet no one has proven me wrong on that statement. ;)

03-23-2008, 06:14 PM	#16 (permalink)
Lonesnake Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Friends: (77)	Re: Dream Job... Yeah except for that whole part about being about any effort, you gotta go through a few fires before you get that poontang and trust me there is a lotta effort involved in fighting fires - Thanks goes out to Elsa

03-23-2008, 06:18 PM	#17 (permalink)
Dai Shi Lord of Thunder Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 5 Thanked 51 Times in 36 Posts Friends: (26)	Re: Dream Job... Hey I know guys that do it without effort. And it works. Heck even embelish a bit.

03-23-2008, 06:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
Lonesnake Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Friends: (77)	Re: Dream Job... There's some effort involved in running in a burning building with a hose and trying to save the structure and possibly people - Thanks goes out to Elsa

03-23-2008, 06:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
Elsa Kitten with a whip Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 55 Thanked 132 Times in 132 Posts Friends: (15)	Re: Dream Job... Y'know I'm with the boss here - I guarantee someone here can find a list of occupations guys can get that are by far the most likely to get them laid - and firemen would be in the top 3. Face it, women like guys that have a pair - for whatever reason the idea of them being sweaty and dirty adds to it. Those who are also adrenaline junkies get bonus points from the women that go for firemen

03-23-2008, 06:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
Dai Shi Lord of Thunder Join Date: Mar 2008 My Mood: Thanks: 5 Thanked 51 Times in 36 Posts Friends: (26)	Re: Dream Job... My friend is a fire chief. I've seen him in action. Then again the whole situation felt more like I was watching a comedy than anything else. LOL Seriously. He was out of town at the time and I was a few buildings away from a garage that was on fire. The fire house was 2 buildings over. LOL They had to get the fire dept. from the next town over. In fact, they got there first before the local fire dept did. OMG I gave him a hard time for that one. They were about 45 minutes away at a training exercise when it happened. Classic stuff really. I've seen firefighters point the hose and do very little. Then brag about their harrowing excapades later that night at the bar. lol. No matter how pathetic the story is or unrealistic, or even untrue....it works most everytime. "OMG...were you scared?!" >> "Yeah. I was. But in a situation like that you don't think. You act. I was just doing my job is all." (acting all humble.) "Poor thing. Here, let me buy you a round." >>"It's not needed. But thanks." .....Later that night theres a fire he's putting out alright. lol.

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