Balthazar

There is nothing easier than spotting a drunk. It doesn't matter who they are or where they're from, they all have the same characteristics. Here are the 8 sure signs you're a drunk.


The strangest shit is always happening to your car. One day you get your mirrors kicked off , the next you have a giant fork through the top of it.


You ALWAYS want to wrestle. One second I'm standing in line for the ATM machine, next thing I know here comes the drunk challenging me to a cage match.



You'll sleep ANYWHERE. And you never use a blanket no matter what the temperature. You sleep places my cat thinks is ridiculous.



You always bring home the ugliest girl at the bar and then brag about it. " Go Ugly Early" is not a battle cry of the sober

You come home with the stupidest tattoos. When you're sober you can't even look at a needle but after one night of drinking you come home with a shaved head and a brain tattooed on your head.


All your photos come out f'ed up. They're always crooked, upside down, or with a finger on the lens.




You are always hitting on the younger sister. In your mind she seems to gain a year for every beer you drink. 10 Beers later she's now 24 and ripe for the pickin.


You'll talk to ANYONE. It doesn't matter who it is, you're up for conversation. Not that anyone can understand a word you're saying anyway.

Shadow Ranger Blue

You forgot something, everytime I've seen the guys from downstairs really drunk they always lose their trousers in one way or another, its really funny especially watching them trying to pull them up again. Or they fall asleep on our landing or the upstairs one, all you can hear is their snoring, we have a videos of one of them snoring with his trousers half down on the upstairs landing, then he woke up and started speaking the most random crap ever.

nos-4-a2

Another sign you may be drunk is the inability to control your bodily functions I swear i have seen so many people drunk that have in some manner way shape and or form lost control of their umm... bodily functions whether it be the poor sap who got drunk pissed on my living room carpet and then got himself umm... assaulted ,for lack of a better term, by my dog.
or if your like me when you get drunk ( and i mean really really drunk) you have the habit of waking up in the strangest places on earth like last time i got drunk i wound up in india

Blazing Tiger

Ummmm ok now this is signs i need to look for. Though i will admit i will talk to anyone.>_>