Originally Posted by Question

Oh, yeah? Well, would a mentally-retarded guy have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house in celebration of his fantastic test results?

Originally Posted by Question

If I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I stand here and get lectured by pervert.

Originally Posted by Question

Hey, pal, nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then he ran off. But nobody else has ever called me a fizzle and got away with it! Actually thought, he was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. But after today, only half the people who've called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!

Originally Posted by Question

Well, I say, look at you there. You're a filthy girl, aren't you? Yes. You're looking for a bad time. That's what you're after. You're a dirty flirt. You want it bad. You don't care where you get it because you have no self-respect and that gets you off, doesn't it?

Originally Posted by Question

No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause". Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?

Originally Posted by Question

Nothing else has worked this far
So I wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew
Lois makes me take the rap
'Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew
Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do my taaaaaxesss...
Though by many they're abhorred
Hebrew people I've adored
I don't think they killed my Lord
I need a Jew.